REAL IRA IN SCUMBAG SHOCKER

Look at these fucking bogger muppets. The resolution on that picture is shocking [my apologies] so in effect the ''newsletter'' states the following :

''We are the Real IRA. We killed a few kids and a pregnant woman years ago in Omagh but enough about that. Heroin is taking over Cork. And we want a slice of the pie. All youse dealers better watch out. The RA is in town, and our gear is the best around.''

Fucking silly thing is, most people in the city upon hearing the news via Neil ''Da Feckin Dopey Bastard'' Prendeville's abhorrent radio show probably clenched their little tricolor fists and praised these ''vigilantes''.

Goldfish memory. Make no mistake about it, I am on the ''fuck Heroin'' bandwagon, but I am also on the ''fuck terrorists'' bandwagon. Do I really have to pick? Cant I just be monarchy loving junkie scum?

Fuck the Lisbon Treaty too, when I am at it. And all of your dreams of federal Europe. Also, what IS it with that little snapshot in the above ''newsletter''? Page three republican modeling? The official ''Fuck Da Queen'' 2010 calender?

I will let you decide. Over and out.

PRESENTING THE CLOSEST THE LATE LATE SHOW HAS EVER COME TO A SNATCH

Toireasa Ferris. She may be a fucking daft-as-a-box-of-corkflakes thick Sinn Fein bogger but ... what a babe. What do you think was going through Pat Kenny's porcelain mind? Can plastic and rubber concentrate get an errection? Did he see Gay Byrnes head up in that thing saying ''It's all right Pat. Just wear your seatbelt and get home safe tonight kid.''

Shit son, those big Kerry legs make politics interesting for Da Baiz. Put up more campign posters of her. I dont care if we have elections or not. Just put them up.

MYSPACE STYLE PHOTOS

Dont you just hate them? Did a fucking miniature helicopter fly through this feller's window and take a picture of him as he was deciding what colour to paint his celiling? And why is his right arm angling upwards like that?

''TONIGHT MATTHEW, I WILL BE A PUPPET!''